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In which the Doctor is held hostage by Daft Punk
College Ave, 1957.
"I CHANGED MY MIND, YOU GUYS. IT WAS GODZILLA THE WHOLE TIME."
Landis looks particularly pretty today. #fsu #gonoles
Strozier Swipe Anxiety Prompts Student’s Nervous Breakdown
Library goers were shocked yesterday when third year student Jamie Fallon underwent an intense anxiety attack as she frantically attempted to swipe her FSU ID to get into Strozier. According to reports, Fallon was “JUST DOING IT WRONG! SWIPE THE OTHER WAY, OH MY GOD!” But there’s more of a story here.
Student Expresses Existential Crisis through Campus-Wide Graffiti
Due to the recent emergence of spray painted graffiti phrases such as “nothing is real” and “life is an illusion” across campus, University Police have concluded that at least one student is in the midst of an embarrassingly public existential crisis.
guys read the fine print its hilarious
BY THE POWER OF ROCK BALLADS
I HAVE SEEN THESE IN PERSON AND I NEVER NOTICED THIS HOW HOW HOW